Be on the look out for this extreme and dangerous Dwarf. He was been reported of rooting unsuspected victims and blinding them with his mystic flash of light! He also has been reported for the over use of the word 'lame'. If you see this Dwarf be warned he is extremely chubby and may rub his fat body all over you if you do not feed him Dwarf Pickles. You have been warned!
UPDATE: Information has been found that this Dwarf is also a member of SR! Can you help us out and post who it is!